Pants on Fire

For Your Entertainment

Just an hour or so upstate in the 40th state senate district, Democratic Westchester county legislator and small business owner Mike Kaplowitz is running against Assemblyman Greg Ball, a young two-term right-winger in the state Assembly who was a tea partier waaaaay before it was cool.

Among his several strange habits (like stalking ex-girlfriends) Ball has a habit of putting out press releases announcing events that don’t actually happen. Most recently, Ball announced a “Rally for Dogs” against Mike Kaplowitz. Kaplowitz’s staff showed up — here’s what they found